The Soviets are spying on us.
The highest form of flattery: surveillance.
Look at their leader – he’s totally nuts.
The Soviets are a lot like us.
The Soviets are a lot like us.

Hypocripolicy ain’t foreign to you & me.
Look out world – let America lead.
Just don’t do what we do: do what we believe.

The Mexicans are a meddlesome bunch.
Doing the hard work we don’t want.
Living with cousins, aunts & uncles, Grandpa.
That’s what I call un-American.
That’s what I call un-American.

Hypocripolicy ain’t foreign to you & me.
The truth’s not important as what you perceive.
Follow our cue, put your mind on your sleeve.

The Chinese are a short-sighted crew.
Pay their workers squat so we don’t have to.
Always inventing new ways to pollute.
That’s transpacific deja vu.
Yes transpacific deja vu.

Hypocripolicy ain’t foreign to you & me.
In fact, it’s central to our plan domestically.
Watch how it takes us back in history.

Violence all over the Middle East.
Why can’t they talk it out, let each other be?
If only they had conceal & carry
they could have a country as peaceful as we:
Land of the Gun, the Brave & the Free.

Hypocripolicy ain’t foreign to you & me.

(2/28/2017 – Adams Point, Oakland, California)